Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Track-by-track review: Hard Candy


After the brilliance of 2005's "Confessions On A Dancefloor", Madonna is back with her 11th studio effort "Hard Candy", and it's a flawed record. The moment I heard Madonna was gathering the hottest hit-makers of the moment to create a record that would give her urban cred, I was worried. Madonna has often been a mainstream trend-setter, plucking obscure producers (William Orbit, Mirwais, Stuart Price) to come out with a unique sound everytime, which would set her apart from the competition. Now it appears she's doing the opposite, desperate to mimic the likes of younger, more "hip" female popstars such as Nelly Furtado and Gwen Stefani. You can't help but feel this album represents Madonna's mid-life crisis as this attempt to be accepted by the younger generations reeks of desperation. Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Pharrel Williams are all on board, but instead of working together to create something fresh, innovative and daring, they have simply re-used their previous works and added Madonna's vocals. Madonna's albums have always felt personal to her but on "Hard Candy", she sounds detached as ever. Here's a track-by-track review:

Candy Store
Ja Rule did this in 2005. Like most of the material on this album, Madonna is 4 minutes too late (no pun intended...really). Dreadful lyrics (no Madonna, as much I love you, I don't want a piece of your turkish delight) on top of typical Pharrel production (not bad, but not a patch of his classic works with Britney and Gwen). It comes off sounding like a demo. I just hope this song is a piss-take, and that she's not actually taking herself seriously. There is something extremely disturbing about a 50 year old woman whispering "my candy is raw" multiple times. *Puts on "Erotica" to remember the days when Madonna could pull off hot and sexy so effortlessly*
2/5

4 Minutes
The first single in which Madonna provides guest vocals on a trademark Timbaland track. Justin proves why he's at the top of his game. Even though the lyrics are shit, his effortless, smooth vocal performance is pure class and saves "4 Minutes". With the two Tims are on board, this is the US hit Madonna has been having wet dreams over for years. Too bad it still can't get her to #1.
3/5

Give It 2 Me
My first thought: production sounds half-baked. Some great synths happening in the chorus. It's all safe fun, nothing remarkable. Apparently this is second single.
3/5

Heartbeat
Probably my favourite on the album. I love the weird vocal arrangements, and her high-pitched vocals in the bridge. Memorable chorus, lets pray this is a single. My only complaint is the breakdown in the middle in which Madonna pulls off her best Nelly Furtado impersonation *rolls eyes*.
4/5

Miles Away
Certainly not miles away from sounding like a more up-tempo cardboard copy of Nelly Furtado's "All Good Things Come To An End". It's nice enough, probably her best vocal performance on the record.
3/5

She's Not Me
The silky production of this electro-dance track is terrific. The verses are completely cringeful (she was stealin, stealin, stealin, and now you're feelin, feelin, feelin). The bridges and chorus are great though (although instead of "love you", a "fuck you in the shower", would have been a bit more interesting).
3.5/5

Incredible
Hmmm...the production sounds dated. I've definitely heard this track before, but can't put my finger on it. I like the verses, but the chorus is cheese galore.
2/5

The Beat Goes On
A 70s-style slow-groove from Pharrel. Nothing like the demo that leaked months ago, although it retains the hypnotic "on and on and on the beat goes on". One of the album's better tracks. Features a non-eventful Kanye West appearance.
4/5

Dance 2Night
Second Justin duet, although Justin lets Madonna take up more vocal time. Features the terrible lyric "you don't have to be rich and famous to be good"...um ok. The chorus is reminiscent of classic Michael Jackson. This track is actually very street-wise and "cool" in a retro kind of way. One of the better tracks in which Madge sounds in her element.
4/5

Spanish Lesson
DREADFUL. Worst song on the album in which Madonna attempts to teach us Spanish. Oh the pain, it doesn't get any cringier than this. How did this make the final cut!?
1/5

Devil Wouldn't Recognise You
A shameless re-hash of Justin's "What Goes Around (Comes Around)". An example of where Madonna sounds like a guest vocalist on someone else's track. It's not bad, I like it, but its not Madonna.
3/5

Voices
Album finishes on a serious, dramatic note. Decent track, not much to write on it.
3/5

Quote of the day


I absolutely love being the only girl in between two men
Dannii Minogue.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Olivia and Delta's cancer song


Olivia and Delta, both beautiful Australian songstresses who have survived their battles with cancer, have teamed up for an inspirational ballad called "Right Here With You". It is unknown if it will be released as an actual single, but the track will feature on Olivia's new duets album "A Celebration With Song", which is out in Australia on May 3.

Track listing:
1. Right Here With You - with Delta Goodrem
2. Find A Little Faith - with Cliff Richard
3. Courageous - with Melinda Schneider
4. The Heart Knows - with Barry Gibb
5. Everything Love Is - with Jimmy Barnes
6. Isn’t It Amazing - with Sun Ho
7. Never Far Away - with Richard Marx
8. Sunburned Country - with Keith Urban
9. Reckless - with John Farrar
10. The Water Is Wide - with Amy Sky & Ryandan
11. Angel In The Wings - with Jann Arden
12. Beautiful Thing – with Belinda Emmett

Speaking of Delta, she won the award "Video Of The Year" at the 2008 MTV Australia Music Video Awards for the stunning "Believe Again" (which is one of, if not, the most expensive Australian-produced music video ever), beating international acts like Foo Fighters, Fergie and 50 Cent.

Monday, April 28, 2008

ARIA update: 28-04-2008


Feast your eyes on this weeks Australian ARIA music charts, with my commentary below...

1st no: This weeks position
2nd no: Last weeks position
3rd no: Number of weeks on chart
4th no: Highest position on chart so far
**: New entries
(G): Gold certification: 35,000 copies shipped to retailers
(P): Platinum certification: 70,000 copies shipped to retailers


TOP 50 SINGLES
1 3 3 1 4 MINUTES Madonna Feat. Justin Timberlake
2 2 6 1 SWEET ABOUT ME Gabriella Cilmi
3 1 13 1 LOW Flo Rida Feat. T-Pain
**4 - NEW 4 FROM LITTLE THINGS BIG THINGS GROW The Getup Mob
5 4 10 1 BUBBLY Colbie Caillat
6 7 8 6 WORK Kelly Rowland
7 5 8 5 WITH YOU Chris Brown
8 8 7 8 DREAM CATCH ME Newton Faulkner
9 6 10 5 TATTOO Jordin Sparks
10 12 15 9 THIS HEART ATTACK Faker (G)
11 9 14 1 DON'T STOP THE MUSIC Rihanna (P)
12 10 15 3 PICTURES OF YOU The Last Goodnight (P)
13 18 6 13 LIKE ONLY A WOMAN CAN Brian McFadden
14 14 2 14 THIS LOVE The Veronicas
15 11 18 3 CRANK THAT Soulja Boy (G)
16 13 19 1 BLEEDING LOVE Leona Lewis (P)
17 22 5 17 TOUCH MY BODY Mariah Carey
18 16 4 13 BEAT IT Fall Out Boy Feat. John Mayer
19 15 13 2 PIECE OF ME Britney Spears (P)
20 27 4 20 PARALYZER Finger Eleven
21 32 2 21 BETTER IN TIME Leona Lewis
22 17 12 11 STOP AND STARE OneRepublic
23 21 7 19 NINE IN THE AFTERNOON Panic At The Disco
24 19 8 7 NAUGHTY GIRL Mr G (G)
25 20 7 8 I DON'T DO SURPRISES Axle Whitehead
26 25 3 23 PERFECT Vanessa Amorosi
27 24 14 19 MY PEOPLE The Presets
28 29 9 28 BIG GIRL (YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL) Mika
29 49 2 29 I DON'T THINK SO Kelis
30 - NEW 30 WHAT YOU'RE ON Rogue Traders
31 23 24 8 KISS KISS Chris Brown Feat. T-Pain (G)
32 28 4 14 YOU WILL ONLY BREAK MY HEART Delta Goodrem
33 36 7 33 LOVE IN THIS CLUB Usher
34 26 13 8 WANNA BE STARTIN' SOMETHIN' 2008 Michael Jackson With Akon
35 30 20 2 UNTOUCHED The Veronicas
36 31 13 20 SCREAM Timbaland Feat. Keri Hilson
**37 - NEW 37 SOMETHING GOOD '08 Utah Saints
38 34 26 1 APOLOGIZE Timbaland Feat. OneRepublic (P)2
39 41 26 3 NO ONE Alicia Keys (P)
40 33 29 5 DON'T HOLD BACK The Potbelleez (G)
41 - R/E 41 READY TO FLY Amy Pearson
42 35 6 34 TAKE YOU THERE Sean Kingston
**43 - NEW 43 YOUR LOVE IS A LIE Simple Plan
44 50 2 44 PSYCHO TEDDY Psycho Teddy
45 44 32 7 HOW FAR WE'VE COME Matchbox Twenty
46 39 11 16 OUTTA MY HEAD (AY YA YA) Ashlee Simpson
47 40 15 9 I NEVER LIKED YOU Rogue Traders
** 48 - NEW 48 LOVE SONG Sara Bareilles
49 38 23 7 WON'T GO HOME WITHOUT YOU Maroon 5 (G)
**50 - NEW 50 MERCY (ACOUSTIC PERFORMANCE AT PARIS, AZ) Duffy

Commentary:
As predicted, Madonna and Justin take top spot this week now that their digital and physical sales are finally combined. This is Madge's 12th #1 in Australia. Brian's "Like Only A Woman Can" goes up 5 places to #13, its highest peak so far, with great news for the album debut (see below). Delta on the other hand drops 4 spots with "You Will Only Break My Heart". Leona's "Better In Time" bullets to #21, expect it to be in (or close to) the Top 10 next week after her short promo visit which includes a performance on the finale of "So You Think You Can Dance". And lastly, the Rogue Traders debut at a dissapointing #30 with "What You're On". Lets hope it rises in the weeks ahead. Vanessa Amorosi releases the "Perfect" CD single this week so it will be interesting to see how physical sales contribute to her chart placing. Also released this week on CD are Kylie's "In My Arms" and Jesse's "Leavin'".

* 1 - NEW 1 RATTLIN' BONES Kasey Chambers & Shane Nicholson
* 2 - NEW 2 E=MC2 Mariah Carey
3 1 2 1 APOCALYPSO The Presets (G)
4 3 11 1 WATERSHED k.d. lang (G)
* 5 - NEW 5 SET IN STONE Brian McFadden
6 5 8 3 STEP UP 2: THE STREETS Soundtrack
7 2 2 2 SHARING SPACE Cog
8 8 30 1 EXILE ON MAINSTREAM Matchbox Twenty (P)2
9 4 4 2 THE 100 MOST BEAUTIFUL MELODIES Andre Rieu
10 6 23 6 EXCLUSIVE Chris Brown (G)
11 7 12 1 SLEEP THROUGH THE STATIC Jack Johnson (P)
12 11 7 8 HAND BUILT BY ROBOTS Newton Faulkner
* 13 18 34 3 HYMNS OF THE 49TH PARALLEL k.d. lang (P)2
14 9 5 1 IN GHOST COLOURS Cut Copy
* 15 24 4 15 COCO Colbie Caillat
16 14 57 4 BACK TO BLACK Amy Winehouse (P)
17 19 13 1 SPIRIT Leona Lewis (G)
18 10 11 5 DREAMING OUT LOUD OneRepublic (G)
19 20 4 15 ROCKFERRY Duffy
20 13 4 1 PRETTY. ODD. Panic At The Disco
* 21 - NEW 21 COME INTO MY WORLD Nick Skitz
* 22 - NEW 22 WHEN THE FLOOD COMES The Audreys
23 17 25 2 HOOK ME UP The Veronicas (P)2
24 15 36 3 GOOD GIRL GONE BAD Rihanna (P)
* 25 - NEW 25 THE BLACK SWAN Story Of The Year
26 16 103 1 THRILLER Michael Jackson (P)12
27 22 5 22 MAIL ON SUNDAY Flo Rida
28 12 2 12 KONK The Kooks
29 35 31 1 ECHOES, SILENCE, PATIENCE & GRACE Foo Fighters (P)2
30 21 7 21 GOOD TIME Alan Jackson
* 31 - NEW 31 THE AGE OF THE UNDERSTATEMENT The Last Shadow Puppets
32 30 11 29 BE THE TWILIGHT Faker
* 33 - NEW 33 HANNAH MONTANA & MILEY CYRUS: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS CONCERT Miley Cyrus
34 25 4 12 ATTACK AND RELEASE The Black Keys
35 23 2 23 GURRUMUL Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu
36 26 7 1 BREED OBSESSION Gyroscope
37 38 58 5 LIFE IN CARTOON MOTION Mika (P)2
* 38 - NEW 38 WHO I AM Amy Pearson
39 36 20 6 A BOOK LIKE THIS Angus & Julia Stone (G)
* 40 - R/E 1 DREAM DAYS AT THE HOTEL EXISTENCE Powderfinger (P)3
* 41 - NEW 41 BITTERSWEET WORLD Ashlee Simpson
42 33 19 14 ALIVE 2007 Daft Punk (G)
43 - R/E 1 CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE Michael Buble (P)4
44 41 57 1 GRAND NATIONAL The John Butler Trio (P)3
45 29 3 12 GHOSTS I-IV Nine Inch Nails
46 44 2 44 JONAS BROTHERS Jonas Brothers
47 28 3 18 CONSOLERS OF THE LONELY The Saboteurs
48 37 2 37 PNAU Pnau
* 49 - R/E 15 CAUGHT IN THE ACT Michael Buble (G)
50 42 29 5 THE STORY SO FAR: THE VERY BEST OF... Rod Stewart (P)2

Commentary:
Country star Kasey Chambers keeps Mimi off top spot, scoring her fourth #1 album with "Rattlin' Bones" (a collaboration album with her hubby Shane Nicholson). So Mimi will have to settle for second best, although "E=MC2" has already beaten the peak of "The Emancipation Of Mimi" which reached #6 back in 2005. Brian McFadden debuts at a very impressive #5 - an amazing result considering his debut solo record "Irish Son" failed to crack the Top 50 here (despite containing a #1 with "Almost Here"). Brian has been promoting the hell out of this album during the past few weeks so it's good to see it all pay off. Hopefully it'll stick around for a while. Next week will see "Hard Candy" debut - will Madonna score her 9th Australian #1 album? Hmmmm....duh!

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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Mariah's car crash performance


A performance she'd rather forget, I'm sure. The pre-recorded vocals do an "Ashlee Simpson", but Mariah continues on like a pro. But her live vocals don't appear to be in fine form, is she loosing it?

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Mariah proves who the real queen is


Mimi debuted at #1 on the US Billboard 200 with her album "E=MC2", selling 463,000 copies. This is Mimi's biggest debut sales week ever. It's also the highest sales week of the year, surpassing the 375,000 start of Jack Johnson's "Sleep Through the Static" in February. Mimi celebrates her 6th chart-topping US album, now tied with Madonna and Janet Jackson for the title of female artist with the second most #1s (although Madge will be a step ahead when "Hard Candy" takes top spot in a couple of weeks). The top honour goes to Barbara Streisand who has scored 8. Wow, how gay are the US?

Mariah kicks Mariah-wannabe Leona Lewis' "Spirit" off top spot (we still love you Leona!) which sold 205,000 copies to debut at #1 last week. This week "Spirit" sells 95,000 copies, sitting comfortably under her idol at #2.

Janet Jackson must be digging her grave after hearing of Mimi's $UCCE$$. While "Discipline" also debuted at #1 in the US, late February, it did so with a pitiful 181,000 copies. Mariah has sold more in her first week then what Janet has sold in 2 months. "Discipline" continues Janet's string of flop albums, reaching disastrous positions worldwide, most notably the UK where it peaked at #68!

Mariah debuted in the UK at #3 selling 34,800 copies. Ironically, she was outsold by Leona who sold 36,000 copies at #2 - OUCH! "Bianca is soooo upset!". Indie band The Kooks took top spot with 66,000 copies of their album "Konk".

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

$UCCE$$


Dannii's press releases are always a good laugh, and this one for the Australian release of "Club Disco" is no exception:

The nations Queen of Dance returns with a new artist album for 2008, featuring the UK Dance Chart #1 'Touch Me Like That' , plus the hit singles 'Perfection', 'So Under Pressure' and the LMC edit of 'He's The Greatest Dancer'. Dannii's reign as Queen of the Clubs is undeniable, with 13 UK Club Chart #1's and four top selling albums to her name since 1997.
Club Disco also contains a second disc of hot remixes. $ucce$$ indeed.


Bless her heart. "Club Disco" (2 Disc) is out May 3rd.
Top 150 here we come!

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And speaking of Danush, she performed "Xanadu" on the finale of "It Takes Two" last night. It's possibly the GAYEST performance you'll ever see. A queen's wet dream come to life.



IMO not a patch on last year's fabulous performance on "Dancing With The Stars". Grant proves he has alot to learn if he wants to become one of great hosts like Daryl Sommers. I mean c'mon, where is the mention of Dannii's countless, never-ending #1 (club) hits? No one wants to know about Dannii's Great Walk to Beijing, it's all about the HITS! He didn't even give "Club Disco" a plug! I doubt Dannii herself even knows its getting a release.

Damn girl!


Zigazig ARGHHHH alright! "Scary Spice" Mel B is looking absolutely breast-alicious, as she becomes the new boobs...i mean new face of lingerie giant "Ultimo". And isn't she looking fine? Work it girl!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Ricki-Lee to launch in the UK


Australian pop singer Ricki-Lee is going international! A thumping dance remix of her Top 2 ARIA hit "Can't Touch It", retitled "U Wanna Little Of This", will be her first single in the UK through Ministry Of Sound. The music video (above) remains the same as the original, although it has been sped up to fit the remix. British "Neighbours" fans will recognise the barman at the start of the video, Dan O'Connor, who plays Ned Parker. He and Ricki-Lee have both remained good friends since beginning as contestants in the 2004 season of Australian Idol.

"U Wanna Little Of This" is out digitally on May 19th and physically on May 26th. Go Ricki!!!

Things that make you go mmmmm...



Isn't Chace Crawford...well...perfect?

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Rock remix of Leavin'


This is an awesome unofficial remix of Jesse McCartney's new single "Leavin'". It turns the track into a pop-rock song, much like Jesse's more traditional sound. I'm not sure who created it, they posted it on YouTube, but I can't seem to find the source anymore. The cover art was made by me. Hope you like it!

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Kelly sings for Pope


Kelly performed "Ave Maria" for Pope Benedict XVI, before an estimated crowd of 30,000 people, at St. Joseph’s Seminary, April 19.

She is currently working on the follow up to last year's controversial "My December" which sold 2 million copies worldwide. The new record, which will include collaborations with OneRepublic frontman Ryan Tedder, is due later this year. In September, she resumes her sell-out US tour with country icon Reba McEntire.

ARIA update: 21-04-2008


Feast your eyes on this weeks Australian ARIA music charts, with my commentary below...

1st no: This weeks position
2nd no: Last weeks position
3rd no: Number of weeks on chart
4th no: Highest position on chart so far
**: New entries
(G): Gold certification: 35,000 copies shipped to retailers
(P): Platinum certification: 70,000 copies shipped to retailers


TOP 50 SINGLES
1 2 12 1 LOW Flo Rida Feat. T-Pain
2 1 5 1 SWEET ABOUT ME Gabriella Cilmi
3 3 2 3 4 MINUTES Madonna Feat. Justin Timberlake
4 4 9 1 BUBBLY Colbie Caillat
5 5 7 5 WITH YOU Chris Brown
6 6 9 5 TATTOO Jordin Sparks
7 8 7 6 WORK Kelly Rowland
8 10 6 8 DREAM CATCH ME Newton Faulkner
9 7 13 1 DON'T STOP THE MUSIC Rihanna (P)
10 11 14 3 PICTURES OF YOU The Last Goodnight (P)
11 13 17 3 CRANK THAT Soulja Boy (G)
12 9 14 9 THIS HEART ATTACK Faker
13 12 18 1 BLEEDING LOVE Leona Lewis (P)
**14 - NEW 14 THIS LOVE The Veronicas
15 16 12 2 PIECE OF ME Britney Spears (P)
16 14 3 13 BEAT IT Fall Out Boy Feat. John Mayer
17 15 11 11 STOP AND STARE OneRepublic
18 20 5 15 LIKE ONLY A WOMAN CAN Brian McFadden
19 17 7 7 NAUGHTY GIRL Mr G (G)
20 18 6 8 I DON'T DO SURPRISES Axle Whitehead
21 19 6 19 NINE IN THE AFTERNOON Panic At The Disco
22 21 4 17 TOUCH MY BODY Mariah Carey
23 24 23 8 KISS KISS Chris Brown Feat. T-Pain (G)
24 22 13 19 MY PEOPLE The Presets
25 23 2 23 PERFECT Vanessa Amorosi
26 25 12 8 WANNA BE STARTIN' SOMETHIN' 2008 Michael Jackson With Akon
27 32 3 27 PARALYZER Finger Eleven
28 26 3 14 YOU WILL ONLY BREAK MY HEART Delta Goodrem
29 29 8 28 BIG GIRL (YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL) Mika
30 27 19 2 UNTOUCHED The Veronicas WARNER
31 31 12 20 SCREAM Timbaland Feat. Keri Hilson
**32 - NEW 32 BETTER IN TIME Leona Lewis SBME
33 30 28 5 DON'T HOLD BACK The Potbelleez (G)
34 28 25 1 APOLOGIZE Timbaland Feat. OneRepublic (Px2)
35 37 5 34 TAKE YOU THERE Sean Kingston
36 44 6 36 LOVE IN THIS CLUB Usher
37 40 14 14 WHEN I'M GONE Simple Plan
38 34 22 7 WON'T GO HOME WITHOUT YOU Maroon 5 (G)
39 33 10 16 OUTTA MY HEAD (AY YA YA) A Ashlee Simpson
40 36 14 9 I NEVER LIKED YOU Rogue Traders
41 35 25 3 NO ONE Alicia Keys (P)
42 41 7 34 BABY Pnau
43 39 6 29 NEW SOUL Yael Naim
44 47 31 7 HOW FAR WE'VE COME Matchbox Twenty
45 38 3 38 TOO FINE Cristian Alexanda Feat. Ja Rule
46 - R/E 34 ALL YOUR REASONS Matchbox Twenty
47 48 2 47 S.O.S. Jonas Brothers
48 43 11 18 WHINE UP Kat De Luna Feat. Elephant Man
**49 - NEW 49 I DON'T THINK SO Kelis
**50 - NEW 50 PSYCHO TEDDY Psycho Teddy

Commentary: Again, not much movement happening on this week's Singles Chart. The Veronicas score the highest debut of the week with "This Love" at #14. Delta only drops a couple of spots to #28 (I was worried it would be alot worse), while Brian goes up two spots to #18 (lets hope the album gets a Top 20 debut next week). Leona's #32 debut with "Better In Time" is based on downloads only. The CD single is out this week so next week's chart will represent a combination of both digital and physical sales, which is sure to increase its position on the chart quite rapidly. The same case for Madonna and Justin who remain at #3 in their second week, based solely on downloads. When combined with physical sales next week, I have no doubt it will be #1 (becoming Madge's 12th Australian #1).

TOP 50 ALBUMS
**1 - NEW 1 APOCALYPSO The Presets
**2 - NEW 2 SHARING SPACE Cog
3 1 10 1 WATERSHED k.d. lang (G)
4 3 7 3 STEP UP 2: THE STREETS Soundtrack
5 2 3 2 THE 100 MOST BEAUTIFUL MELODIES Andre Rieu
6 6 22 6 EXCLUSIVE Chris Brown (G)
7 5 11 1 SLEEP THROUGH THE STATIC Jack Johnson (P)
**8 - NEW 8 KONK The Kooks
9 10 4 1 IN GHOST COLOURS Cut Copy
10 8 6 5 HAND BUILT BY ROBOTS Newton Faulkner
11 14 29 1 EXILE ON MAINSTREAM Matchbox Twenty (Px2)
12 4 10 4 DREAMING OUT LOUD OneRepublic
13 7 3 1 PRETTY. ODD. Panic At The Disco
14 11 56 4 BACK TO BLACK Amy Winehouse (P)
15 9 35 3 GOOD GIRL GONE BAD Rihanna (P)
16 16 24 2 HOOK ME UP The Veronicas (Px2)
17 13 102 1 THRILLER Michael Jackson (Px12)
18 19 12 1 SPIRIT Leona Lewis (G)
19 34 33 3 HYMNS OF THE 49TH PARALLEL k.d. lang (Px2)
20 12 3 12 ROCKFERRY Duffy
**21 - NEW 21 GURRUMUL Geoffrey Gurrumul Yunupingu
22 32 3 22 COCO Colbie Caillat
23 26 6 21 GOOD TIME Alan Jackson
24 27 4 24 MAIL ON SUNDAY Flo Rida
25 17 3 12 ATTACK AND RELEASE The Black Keys
26 22 6 1 BREED OBSESSION Gyroscope
27 23 3 13 ACCELERATE R.E.M.
28 18 3 18 CONSOLERS OF THE LONELY The Saboteurs
29 24 10 24 BE THE TWILIGHT Faker
30 15 2 15 GHOSTS I-IV Nine Inch Nails
31 48 4 31 PNAU Pnau
**32 - NEW 32 ****: LIVE IN PHOENIX Fall Out Boy
33 37 22 6 A BOOK LIKE THIS Angus & Julia Stone (G)
34 35 20 14 ALIVE 2007 Daft Punk (G)
35 41 25 20 HANNAH MONTANA 2 / MEET MILEY CYRUS Miley Cyrus (G)
36 44 30 1 ECHOES, SILENCE, PATIENCE & GRACE Foo Fighters (Px2)
37 39 57 5 LIFE IN CARTOON MOTION Mika (Px2)
38 25 7 15 REUNION The Slim Dusty Family
39 36 56 1 GRAND NATIONAL The John Butler Trio (Px3)
40 20 2 20 THE ODD COUPLE Gnarls Barkley
41 33 38 1 TIMBALAND PRESENTS: SHOCK VALUE Timbaland (Px3)
42 28 2 28 SHINE A LIGHT (SOUNDTRACK) Rolling Stones
**43 - NEW 43 JONAS BROTHERS Jonas Brothers
44 29 28 5 THE STORY SO FAR: THE VERY BEST OF... Rod Stewart (Px2)
45 31 6 8 WITH HEARTS AS ONE Hillsong United
46 21 40 5 IT WON'T BE SOON BEFORE LONG Maroon 5 (P)
47 46 10 29 CHRONICLE: THE 20 GREATEST HITS Creedence Clearwater Revival (G)
**48 - NEW 48 BLOODDRUNK Children Of Bodom
49 38 7 2 DIG, LAZARUS, DIG!!! Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
50 - R/E 6 SIMPLE PLAN Simple Plan

Commentary: Seven new entries this week, none of which have much interest to me. Hmmm...really not much to comment on this week. Pretty dull chart. Next week will see new entries from Mariah with "E=MC2" and Brian McFadden with "Set In Stone".

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Kylie megamix!


Here's a treat for you all - an awesome 20 minute non-stop Kylie megamix featuring the biggest hits from her Parlo years (prior to "X"). I have no idea who made it, but it's really well mixed and great for parties. There's two parts. Enjoy...

Features: "Slow", "I Believe In You", "Spinning Around", "Come Into My World", "Love At First Sight", "In Your Eyes", "Can't Get You Out Of My Head", "On A Night Like This", "Red Blooded Woman".

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So I've just heard the 30 second samples of Hard Candy


And I have to say I'm feeling a little more optimistic about this record! A couple of cuts sounds a bit naff (most notably the opening track "Candy Shop"), while others sound very promising ("Miles Away" and "Devil Won't Recognise You" in particular). Only a week to go!!!

Friday, April 18, 2008

All I See: Music video


It's a month too late, but we finally get a music video for Kylie's US single "All I See". Sure, it's cheap as hell, but I actually don't mind it - it's simple and sexy. Kylie looks great. I have a feeling that the real purpose for the video is that "All I See" might very well be the next single from "X" in the rest of the world, and cause she'll be on tour, she's filmed the video now. I guess we'll have to wait and see if my theory is proven correct. Meanwhile, "All I See" has charted on some US charts: #49 on the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play and #79 on Top 40 Radio.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

All I See: Acoustic version


Kylie in rehearsals for her European KYLIEX2008 tour (still no Australian dates announced). I like this version.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Vintage Dannii 2: "This Is The Way"


Our second helping of Vintage Dannii is the brilliant "This Is The Way" from her second album "Get Into You". The single was released in September 1994 and flopped, peaking at #27 in the UK and #45 in Australia, which is a shame cause it's such a great dance tune. The video is also one of her best and is the second to feature her husband at the time, Julian McMahon (of "Charmed" and "Nip/Tuck" fame). Julian also featured in the video for her previous single "This Is It".

Due to its flopping, neither the track or video feature on Dannii's 2006 CD/DVD Greatest Hits compilation "The Hits and Beyond". The video however can be found on her 2007 "Video Collection" DVD which has so far only been released in the UK, with no word of an Australian release (much to my frustration!).



And a performance of the track - the hair! THE HAIR!!! See Dannii drag a bunch of random kids onto the stage to dance with her. So craptacular!

Album reviews: Brian, Mariah and Ashlee

These are not my reviews so the opinions expressed in them are not of my own, but of the reviewer. They are found in this week's Herald Sun music liftout HiT, a publication I have been reading for years.

Brian McFadden: "Set In Stone" (Universal)
Preconceptions: Brian McFadden's swimming in them. Depending who you ask, he's the outspoken one who left soppy Irish stool-warmers Westlife; a middle-of-the-road balladeer; a trouble-making tabloid magnet or that Irish dude who charmed our Delta.

This second solo album is designed to, if not change the world's perception of Brian McFadden, at least give it a right good shakedown, and a musical update. Jump straight to track six – "Alice in Wonderland". Next to landing Delta, it's the best thing he's ever done. It also sounds like nothing else he's ever done. The throbbing beat and dancing strings that propel the verses lead you into a poptastic hands-in-the-air, smile-on-your-face chorus most dance acts would maim, if not kill, for. If Groove Armada released this, it would be No.1 in a heartbeat.

Joyous and exhilarating, it's a stark contrast to "Room to Breathe", McFadden's statement on the darkest few years of his life. Anyone who has seen his champagne-swilling, chain-smoking (and that's while she was pregnant) ex-wife Kerry Katona, would understand he has pulled off the ultimate upgrade with Ms Goodrem. He's not saying who it's about, but "Room to Breathe" should have Katona's ears burning faster than one of her cancer sticks; “You killed me once, wasn't that enough?” McFadden states on the dramatic ballad that recalls the vibe of Mr Timberlake's What Goes Around.

Elsewhere, McFadden's musical vision ranges from the U2-on-acid pop of "Twisted" to the funked-up Jones and even metallic riffs on "Zooma" to unsettle housewives. "Everything But You" and "Get Away" demonstrate the fact this man seems to just sweat out melodic, radio-ready pop rock songs, and if Song for Delta ("Like Only a Woman Can") isn't enough, the backing vocals on the powerful, Coldplay-esque "Forgive Me Twice" should sound familiar. To quote another musically gifted escapee of a boy band: listen without prejudice.

In a word: passionate
4/5 stars
CAMERON ADAMS


Mariah Carey - "E=MC2" (Universal)
Here eccentric street diva Carey demonstrates her comeback album "The Emancipation of Mimi" was no fluke. The hit "Touch My Body" isn't even the strongest offering here. Carey has a knack for roping in hot rappers, most memorably ODB. Here she's joined by Young Jeezy on the crunk-rock Side Effects, about leaving a destructive relationship. Carey has rarely penned such frank lyrics. Though missing her forays into neo-soul, E=MC2 is musically adventurous. She even flirts with Caribbean rhythms on "Cruise Control". It's clear Mimi isn't surrendering to Rihanna just yet.

In a word: confident
3.5/5 stars
CYCLONE WEHNER


Ashlee Simpson - "Bittersweet World" (Universal)
This third album has been over-delayed and overthought. It shows. The flop lead single, Timbaland's messy Outta My Head, even derailed his winning streak. Ditching angst-pop (bar Little Miss Obsessive), now Simpson wants to be Gwen Stefani, either solo or in No Doubt mode. The best moments come with her work with Chad Hugo (Neptunes) and the underrated Kenna: Gwen-esque '80s pop like Boys and No Time for Tears, and simple piano ballad Never Dream Alone. Elsewhere it's patchy and misguided, and the cringe-worthy ode to fiance Pete Wentz – Rule Breaker – is grounds for divorce.

In a word: unconvincing
2/5 stars
CAMERON ADAMS

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What happened to all the lesbians?


I mentioned in my chart commentary that the entire lesbian population must have bought K.d Lang's "Watershed" album last week, when it jumped an amazing 37 spots to #1 on the ARIA Charts. Well if that were the case, only a mere 4,914 lesbians live in Australia! Yes, last week's number one album sold less than 5,000 copies. An extremely worrying statistic isn't it. According to Herald Sun music editor Cameron Adams, it is the second-lowest-selling No.1 in Australia EVER! The top honour goes to the Black Eyed Peas who managed a #1 with a pitiful 4,800 copies a couple of years ago.

Interestingly, the latest "So Fresh" compilation sold last week a very healthy 23,465 copies, but as it is a compilation, it is ineligible for the ARIA Album Charts, and only the Compilation Chart. I have to say that in the age of digital downloading where people can choose any song they like, I'm surprised compilations remain so popular.

It will be interesting to see how many copies M-dolla sells of "Hard Candy" next week to debut at #1.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Delta in the US: Album release date and track list revealed


Above is the single cover to Delta's new US single "In This Life", which is available to purchase at the US iTunes music store NOW! So to all you Americans, please buy this track and support Delta's launch into the US market. Apparently "In This Life" has been given an "updated mix" but from the sample on iTunes, it sounds pretty much the same to me. Interestingly, the original "In This Life" video has been added to purchase, quite odd considering a new video, specifically for the US, has been filmed for the single.

Now for the exciting album news!

Delta's debut US album, titled "Delta" will be released on June 24, 2008 through Mercury Records.

Keep your fingers crossed that this date is the real deal and we don't get a repeat of her first US attempt in 2005 where her album kept being pushed further and further back, to the point it never got released!

The track listing, according to Amazon, will be:
1. "Believe Again"
2. "In This Life"
3. "Possessionless"
4. "Born to Try"
5. "Bare Hands"
6. "God Laughs"
7. "You Will Only Break My Heart"
8. "Woman"
9. "I Can't Break It"
10. "Brave Face"
11. "One Day"
13. "Angels in the Room"

So basically, it's Delta's third studio album, with her 2002 hit "Born To Try" replacing "The Guardian". Will be interesting to see what version of "Born To Try" makes the cut - will they go with the original "Innocent Eyes" version, the 2005 "US mix" or maybe a newly-recorded version all together? "I Can't Break It" is obviously a shortened title of "I Can't Break It To My Heart" (most like to avoid confusion with "You Will Only Break My Heart"). Apparently the US cover will be completely different to the standard version - by the look of the new single cover, she may be keeping the "Goodrem" to help establish her name more. Expect more updates to come up soon.

It also appears that a deluxe edition of "Delta" will be released in Japan on June 11 with a bonus track called "Together" (featuring JuJu) and a bonus DVD featuring the "In This Life" and "Believe Again" music videos, as well behind the scenes footage with JuJu (I have no idea who or what that is! Sorry!)

Dannii gets physical with ONJ on the Great Walk Of Beijing


This woman never ceases to amaze me. If God were female, his name would be Dannii Minogue. Disco Dannii is taking part in the Great Walk To Beijing, a fundraiser organised by Olivia Newton John in support of advancements in cancer technology and treatment. Basically, a group of celebrities are undertaking a 21 day trek which covers 228 kilometres - a million steps symbolises the journey cancer patients take in their fight against cancer. The public is able to sponsor their favourite celebrity by donating money to the foundation. So far Dannii has gained 124 sponsors - $UCCE$$!

Here's a video message from Dannii in the Gobi Desert:



Poor Dannii will be needing a 2 year holiday after this.

She's writing a blog about it to, which you can view here.

Visit the Great Walk Of Beiging website.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Rogue Traders: What You're On


The Rogue Traders release the 3rd single from their brilliant "Better In The Dark" album titled "What You're On", this coming weekend.

Track listing:
1. "What You’re On"
2. "What You’re On" (James Ash Remix)
3. "What You’re On" (Cedric Gervais Vocal Remix)
4. "Don’t You Wanna Feel" (Deadmau5 Remix)

"What You're On" marks a significant departure from the quirky electro-rock stompers that the group are best known for. It is a mature, synth-filled dance track with smooth, uptempo beats pumping against Nat's sincere vocals. The beautifully-shot black and white video features Nat working at a New York burlesque club, where she is being kept under the tight control of her boss. She attempts to escape - is she successful? Watch for yourself:



While the album hasn't been as successful as the 4x platinum "Here Come The Drums", it has managed to maintain a solid Top 50 presence since its release in October last year, with a Platinum certification and #4 peak. Singles "Don't You Wanna Feel" and "I Never Liked You" have both been Top 10 hits and radio favourites. The group begins touring in support of the album later this month.

Holly Valance on her short-lived music career


Perfect Blend: After leaving Neighbours you went into music for a few years but after initial success, the second album’s sales were disappointing. Why do you think that was? Would you one day like to return to music?

Holly: I think that's how the music industry works. The second album independently did well, but compared to the 1st album not as well, so it depends how ya look at it. It's a very hard industry and I needed a break. I'd lost some passion and without that you're screwed, a 3rd album ain't gonna make itself. So I got out, I don't miss it and I don't want to make another record in the near future but I wouldn't rule it out altogether.

Poor Holly, someone at her old record label clearly hid the chart stats from her. Holly's second album "State of Mind" (2003) which she states "did well", reached a disastrous #57 in Australia and #60 in the UK. Great electro-pop record though. Grab it if you find it at the bottom of a bargain bin.

For the full interview, click here.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Jesse's bleeding love


A one and a half minute clip of Jesse's version of Leona Lewis' monstrous hit "Bleeding Love" (which he co-wrote with OneRepublic's Ryan Tedder) has leaked onto the net! While it dosen't live up to Leona's masterpiece (and no other version ever will), Jesse's version sounds pretty damn awesome. The production reminds me of Timbaland's remixed version of OneRepublic's "Apologize".

Lets pray a full HQ mp3 leaks soon!!!

ARIA update: 14-04-2008


Feast your eyes on this weeks Australian ARIA music charts, with my commentary below...

1st no: This weeks position
2nd no: Last weeks position
3rd no: Number of weeks on chart
4th no: Highest position on chart so far
(G): Gold certification: 35,000 copies shipped to retailers
(P): Platinum certification: 70,000 copies shipped to retailers
New entries are in bold


TOP 50 SINGLES
1 3 4 1 SWEET ABOUT ME Gabriella Cilmi
2 2 11 1 LOW Flo Rida Feat. T-Pain
3 - NEW 3 4 MINUTES Madonna Feat. Justin Timberlake
4 1 8 1 BUBBLY Colbie Caillat
5 7 6 5 WITH YOU Chris Brown
6 5 8 5 TATTOO Jordin Sparks
7 4 12 1 DON'T STOP THE MUSIC Rihanna (P)
8 6 6 6 WORK Kelly Rowland
9 18 13 9 THIS HEART ATTACK Faker
10 11 5 10 DREAM CATCH ME Newton Faulkner
11 10 13 3 PICTURES OF YOU The Last Goodnight (P)
12 8 17 1 BLEEDING LOVE Leona Lewis (P)
13 9 16 3 CRANK THAT Soulja Boy (G)
14 13 2 13 BEAT IT Fall Out Boy Feat. John Mayer
15 20 10 11 STOP AND STARE OneRepublic
16 15 11 2 PIECE OF ME Britney Spears (P)
17 12 6 7 NAUGHTY GIRL Mr G
18 16 5 8 I DON'T DO SURPRISES Axle Whitehead
19 26 5 19 NINE IN THE AFTERNOON Panic At The Disco
20 21 4 15 LIKE ONLY A WOMAN CAN Brian McFadden
21 17 3 17 TOUCH MY BODY Mariah Carey
22 25 12 19 MY PEOPLE The Presets
23 - NEW 23 PERFECT Vanessa Amorosi
24 23 22 8 KISS KISS Chris Brown Feat. T-Pain (G)
25 19 11 8 WANNA BE STARTIN' SOMETHIN' 2008 Michael Jackson With Akon
26 14 2 14 YOU WILL ONLY BREAK MY HEART Delta Goodrem
27 22 18 2 UNTOUCHED The Veronicas
28 24 24 1 APOLOGIZE Timbaland Feat. OneRepublic (Px2)
29 29 7 28 BIG GIRL (YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL) Mika
30 28 27 5 DON'T HOLD BACK The Potbelleez (G)
31 27 11 20 SCREAM Timbaland Feat. Keri Hilson
32 37 2 32 PARALYZER Finger Eleven
33 30 9 16 OUTTA MY HEAD (AY YA YA) Ashlee Simpson
34 33 21 7 WON'T GO HOME WITHOUT YOU Maroon 5 (G)
35 32 24 3 NO ONE Alicia Keys (P)
36 36 13 9 I NEVER LIKED YOU Rogue Traders
37 34 4 34 TAKE YOU THERE Sean Kingston
38 40 2 38 TOO FINE Cristian Alexanda Feat. Ja Rule
39 31 5 29 NEW SOUL Yael Naim
40 35 13 14 WHEN I'M GONE Simple Plan
41 45 6 34 BABY Pnau
42 - NEW 42 THIS BOY'S IN LOVE The Presets
43 39 10 18 WHINE UP Kat De Luna Feat. Elephant Man
44 41 5 41 LOVE IN THIS CLUB Usher
45 44 8 11 WOW Kylie Minogue
46 46 20 15 SHADOW OF THE DAY Linkin Park
47 50 30 7 HOW FAR WE'VE COME Matchbox Twenty
48 - NEW 48 S.O.S. Jonas Brothers
49 43 11 22 HERE I COME Fergie
50 - NEW 50 READY TO FLY Amy Pearson


TOP 50 ALBUMS
1 38 9 1 WATERSHED k.d. lang
2 4 2 2 THE 100 MOST BEAUTIFUL MELODIES Andre Rieu
3 3 6 3 STEP UP 2: THE STREETS Soundtrack
4 10 9 4 DREAMING OUT LOUD OneRepublic
5 2 10 1 SLEEP THROUGH THE STATIC Jack Johnson (P)
6 7 21 6 EXCLUSIVE Chris Brown (G)
7 1 2 1 PRETTY. ODD. Panic At The Disco
8 5 5 5 HAND BUILT BY ROBOTS Newton Faulkner
9 6 34 3 GOOD GIRL GONE BAD Rihanna (P)
10 9 3 1 IN GHOST COLOURS Cut Copy
11 11 55 4 BACK TO BLACK Amy Winehouse (P)
12 18 2 12 ROCKFERRY Duffy
13 8 101 1 THRILLER Michael Jackson (Px12)
14 16 28 1 EXILE ON MAINSTREAM Matchbox Twenty (Px2)
15 - NEW 15 GHOSTS I-IV Nine Inch Nails
16 14 23 2 HOOK ME UP The Veronicas (Px2)
17 12 2 12 ATTACK AND RELEASE The Black Keys
18 50 2 18 CONSOLERS OF THE LONELY The Saboteurs
19 27 11 1 SPIRIT Leona Lewis (G)
20 - NEW 20 THE ODD COUPLE Gnarls Barkley
21 15 39 5 IT WON'T BE SOON BEFORE LONG Maroon 5 (P)
22 17 5 1 BREED OBSESSION Gyroscope
23 13 2 13 ACCELERATE REM
24 31 9 24 BE THE TWILIGHT Faker
25 21 6 15 REUNION The Slim Dusty Family
26 35 5 21 GOOD TIME Alan Jackson
27 32 3 27 MAIL ON SUNDAY Flo Rida
28 - NEW 28 SHINE A LIGHT (SOUNDTRACK) Rolling Stones
29 25 27 5 THE STORY SO FAR: THE VERY BEST OF... Rod Stewart (Px2)
30 19 12 12 TAKING CHANCES Celine Dion (P)
31 24 5 8 WITH HEARTS AS ONE Hillsong United
32 39 2 32 COCO Colbie Caillat
33 26 37 1 TIMBALAND PRESENTS: SHOCK VALUE Timbaland (Px3)
34 - R/E 3 HYMNS OF THE 49TH PARALLEL k.d. lang (Px2)
35 36 19 14 ALIVE 2007 Daft Punk (G)
36 30 55 1 GRAND NATIONAL The John Butler Trio (Px3)
37 29 21 6 A BOOK LIKE THIS Angus & Julia Stone (G)
38 23 6 2 DIG, LAZARUS, DIG!!! Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
39 34 56 5 LIFE IN CARTOON MOTION Mika (Px2)
40 20 2 20 LAST NIGHT Moby
41 33 24 20 HANNAH MONTANA 2 / MEET MILEY CYRUS Miley Cyrus (G)
42 49 19 2 SO MANY NIGHTS The Cat Empire (G) VIR/EMI
43 41 7 35 THE WOMBATS PROUDLY PRESENT... A GUIDE TO LOVE, LOSS & DESPERATION The Wombats
44 40 29 1 ECHOES, SILENCE, PATIENCE & GRACE Foo Fighters (Px2)
45 22 2 22 SATURDAY NIGHTS & SUNDAY MORNINGS Counting Crows
46 - R/E 29 CHRONICLE: THE 20 GREATEST HITS Creedence Clearwater Revival (G)
47 37 12 5 JUNO Soundtrack
48 - R/E 39 PNAU Pnau
49 47 2 47 MUSIQUE VOL 1 (1993-2005) Daft Punk
50 43 24 3 BLACKOUT Britney Spears (P)

Not much going on in this weeks chart, although we do have an exciting month ahead with many new releases surfacing. Madonna and Justin debut at #3. This is based on digital sales only as the CD single isn't out until April 21st. She's #1 on the digital chart so the single is sure to hit #1 when digital and physical sales are combined. Great news for Vanessa Amorosi whose "Perfect" also debuts on digital sales alone at #23, proving the track is becoming extremely popular. Delta's camp must be alarmed, in its second week, "You Will Only Break My Heart" falls 12 places from #14 to #26 - OUCH! This is officially Delta's least successful single since her debut flop "I Don't Care" back in November 2001. It seems every time Delta releases a fun poppy track, they don't go down so well with the general public (another example being 2005's "A Little Too Late" which became her first non-Top 10, peaking at #13). Her album "Delta" has fallen out of Top 50 again this week. Good news for Brian though, "Like Only A Woman Can" re-gains one spot, moving back into the Top 20. Speaking of dissapointing performances, Mariah's "Touch My Body" has been a huge under-performer considering it's the first single from a new album, sitting at #21 after only 3 weeks (and a low peak of #17). Lastly, it seems the entire lesbian population rushed out to buy K.d. Lang's new record "Watershed", which jumped a crazy 37 spots to #1!

For all the ARIA music charts and information, visit the ARIA website

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Catch Damien's wind


I admit, he's not my cup of tea, but these "Idols" need all the support they can get. As I wrote a couple of days ago, Damien Leith (or Tic Tac teeth as one of my friends likes to call him) is releasing a generous 18-track covers album called "Catch The Wind" which showcases "the great songwriters of the 60s and 70s". According to Damien,
[the songs] have always been a major influence on my own original material. In many ways the songs of that generation are as relevant today as they were back then. I've chosen songs that either mean a great deal to me on a personal level or those that I'd just love people to hear."


Leithy has shapped up to be the second most successful Idol winner (behind first series winner, Guy Sebastian). His "Winner's Journey" cd/dvd was an enormous success during late 06/early 07, spending 5 weeks at #1 with an accreditation of 4x platinum. His "Idol" winner's single "Night Of My Life" was also a big hit, spending 5 weeks at #1 with Platinum sales and also became a Top 10 hit in his home-country Ireland. In 2007, he formally began his solo career with the ballad "22 Steps", a dreadfully dull choice which generated little interest, peaking at #11. This however did not discourage sales for his debut studio album "Where We Land" which became his second #1 album and accredited Platinum status. Oddly, no further singles were released from the album (planned second single "All I Want Is You" remained a promo-single only). Since then, he's released a novel and hosted the medical reality show "Saving Kids".

"All I Want Is You" live on "Australian Idol":


Will he score his 3rd #1 album? "Catch The Wind: Songs Of A Generation" is out April 26.

Track listing:
1. Catch the Wind (Donovan)
2. Annie's Song (John Denver)
3. Wild World (Cat Stevens)
4. If (David Gates)
5. The Times They Are a Changing (Bob Dylan)
6. Father & Son (Cat Stevens)
7. Starry Starry Night (Vincent) (Don McLean)
8. Everybody's Talking (Harry Nilsson)
9. Universal Soldier (Buffy Saint Marie)
10. Guitar Man (David Gates)
11. Baby I Love Your Way (Peter Frampton)
12. Only Love Can Break Your Heart (Neil Young)
13. Longer (Dan Fogelberg)
14. Blowing in the Wind (Bob Dylan)
15. Old Man (Neil Young)
16. And I Love You So (Don McLean)
17. Sunshine On My Shoulders (John Denver)
18. Time In a Bottle (Jim Croce)

Friday, April 11, 2008

Happy Birthday Jesse!


I'm a couple of days off, but he'll forgive me. Jesse McCartney turned 21 on April 9. Happy Birthday Jesse! You'll soon learn that Jesse is a huge guilty pleasure of mine, not just cause I think he's a total cutie, but cause for someone so young, he seems to have a real passion for his music and a clear vision of his career. Let's hope all goes well for his new album "Departure", out May 20.

All I see is....failure. Kylie's US attempt officially dead


I think we all knew "X" wasn’t going to do wonders for Kylie’s career in the US, but after a week of intense TV whoring on top-rating shows like "Dancing With The Stars" (where she performed both “All I See” and “Can’t Get Your Out Of My Head” before 20 million viewers), "Ellen", "Today" and "The Late Show", you assume enough viewers will be impressed for a Top 40 debut to occur. Well maybe a Top 75 debut? No? Well ad least a Top 100 debut for sure!? Unfortunately no. It appears last week, only 5,500 Americans were interested enough in Kylie to purchase "X", helping it debut at an embarrassingly low #139. When you compare that to Kylie's US success 5 years ago with "Fever", which reached #3 and platinum status, the decay in Kylie's US popularity is astonishing. Hell, even Kylie's "flop" album, the under-appreciated "Body Language", managed a #42 peak in February 2004.

So what went wrong? Firstly, single choice. "All I See" never was and never will be single-material (unless given great remix treatment). Don't get me wrong, I love the track but it's forgettable and unimpressionable (two words that should never describe a first single from an album). This is proven due to the fact it's had ZERO impact on US radio – ironic considering it was quite obviously designed for US radio (not to mention the cut-and-paste rap provided by Mims). And this is where Kylie's people get it so wrong. The reason "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" and "Love At First Sight" were so successful on radio was because they were distinctively KYLIE - not Kylie trying to be Beyonce or Janet Jackson. They sounded like nothing else on US radio, hence they stood out. Why would Americans download faux r'n'b songs from skinny little white girls, when their own market produces the likes of Beyonce, Alicia Keys and Mary J?

Secondly, if you're going to release a weak first single, ad least give it a bloody video. How does Kylie expect to get coverage on music channels when she has no music video to promote her single? IMO, "In My Arms" should have launched "X" in the US. It's classic Kylie without the over-the-topness of a song like "Wow" for example, and the video is cool and stylelised (much like the Fever era was) without being overly camp. Ad least “In My Arms” would have found success in the US clubs.

Thirdly, one week of interviews (a Kylie US tradition) is just not enough! Why isn't she performing small shows around the states? Why isn't she doing club gigs? How else does she expect to connect with a fanbase when she's not out there performing? Did she actually do any radio interviews? I'm not sure myself. Promotion in the US is always so lazy when it comes to Kylie, you wonder why she bothers in the first place.

Personally, I don't think Kylie has ever cared for US success. Had it not been for the surprise success of "Can't Get You Out Of My Head", I don't think she would have even bothered trying to crack the market. But after this very harsh blow, I think it's fair to say that any hope of future US attempts are now dead and buried. I'm sure Kylie is feeling really embarrassed by these results, and will want to move on from the US, without having to suffer further humiliation. Like Robbie did, it's time for Kylie to admit defeat and concentrate on the markets that embrace her.

For the article on Kylie's US results click here.

Tina Arena, the two-faced hyprocrite!


Tina Arena has always come off as a bit of a snob so it was no surprise when she made headlines last year, criticising reality music shows (like X Factor and Idol) for "exploiting" and "prostituting" young performers. And to be honest, I agreed with her. Of course, the fact Tina started her own career, as a performer on "Young Talent Time" must have flown right past her. For those who don't know, "Young Talent Time" was basically Idol of the 1980s. It was also where Dannii first found $UCCE$$.

So you can imagine my absolute amazement to hear that Ms. Arena, along with Darren Hayes, has signed up as a judge for the UK-leg of this year's series of Australian Idol! (which is apparently going global...don't worry, I'm just as confused as you might be) Yes, the same woman who bagged reality TV a year ago is now part of the Idol team! The power of money is an amazing thing. It appears the moment $$$ is thrown in the faces of some, their morals and beliefs are thrown out the door. And what does Tina have to say about her new position? "I am employed for one reason - my brain - and if I see potential or I don't...If we can help some of these people, that's what it it's all about". Oh how nice of you Tina! She continues, "It's about stripping off the layers for me. It's not the seduction thing, which disturbs me. The thinking you're going to be a star and have a concrete career after being part of Idol". So in other words, it’s about exploiting the shattered dreams of the deluded.

Silly bint.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

This week 10 years ago: Australia's #1 single


Each week, I'll post about the #1 single on the ARIA charts, this time 10 years ago - a great way to reminisce on old classics, and see what that artist (or group) is up to now. Exciting times ahead me thinks! Pity Dannii will never pop up (shame on you Australia, SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!)

10 years ago this week, the #1 single on the Australian ARIA charts was "Never Ever" by British girl-group All Saints. This pop classic remains the group's biggest worldwide hit, becoming a #1 smash in the UK and a Top 5 hit in many countries. It was their only successful single in the US where it reached #4. In Australia, it spent an amazing 7 weeks at top spot and was certified double platinum. It remains their only #1 here, although they did score two further Top 5's with "Under A Bridge/Lady Marmalade" (#5) and "Pure Shores" (#4).



When All Saints first launched, you could say they provided an alternative to the Spice Girls, sporting a more sophisticated, street-wise look/sound compared to the over-the-top, youthful girliness of the Spice Girls. Naturally, comparisons between the two groups were inevitable. They enjoyed great success with their first two multi-platinum albums "All Saints" (1997) and "Saints and Sinners" (2000), but due to tensions and infighting within the group, disbanded in early 2001. Later that year, their record label released a cash-in Best Of titled "The Hits". In 2006, the group reformed, signing to Parlophone Records. Despite a #3 UK hit with their comeback single "Rock Steady" (which reached a dreadful #98 in Australia), the album "Studio 1" flopped terribly, entering the charts at #40 and falling to #74 in its second week. Needless to say, the group was dropped from Parlophone. They are now signed to dance label All Around The World (therefore taking up Dannii's already limited budget!) and working on a fourth studio album to be released later this year.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

More cash-in cover albums from c-grade Aussies


It's the new philosophy for Australian record labels in the 21st century - when in doubt, release a covers album. In the past 5 years, Australian artists have been churning out more and more cover albums! Young Divas, Human Nature, Guy Sebastian, Marcia Hines, Tina Arena, Kate Ceberano, Natalie Gauci are all GUILTY of this crime.

The song selections for Kate Ceberano's newie "So Much Beauty" are particularly eye-brow raising, although maybe not as much as that breast-tastic picture I've posted of her *drools*. Included are The Kate's takes on...yes wait for it... "Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol (I think I just threw up a little), "Suddenly I See" by KT Tunstall, "Babylon" by David Gray, "She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5, "Live To Tell" by Madonna (oh no, she di'nt!) and "I'll Stand By You" by The Pretender (cause apparently Marcia Hines' version wasn't bad enough). In a bid to restore some shred of credibilty, she's included 3 original numbers including "Never Say Never To A Friend", a duet with "It Take Two' partner, Melbourne footballer Russel Robertson. Aren't the over 40 bogans in for a treat! Naturally, the album is released on April 26, just in time to cash-in on the "It Takes Two" finale and Mother's Day sales.

Out the same day is the new album from 2006 Idol "winner" (do they really win much these days?) Damien Leith. Yep, after his debut album performed below expectations last year - although to be fair, it didn't perform terribly bad either considering it only produced one single "22 Sleeps...I mean "22 Steps" - Sony BMG are hoping to make up the difference with an album of Don McLean (I smell another "American Pie" *cries*), Bob Dylan, Cat Stevens and Neil Young covers. The album is called "Catch The Wind".

Now we sit and wait in anticipation for Anthony Camp-allea's new album of showtune covers. I'd die for his rendition of "Big Spender"!

Vintage Dannii 1: "Baby Love"


Each week, i'll post an old music video from Dannii Minogue, basically any one of the singles from her first two albums which were released between 1990 and 1994. What distinguishes "Vintage Dannii" from the icon Dannii is today: she still has a natural face, she dosen't have breasts, she's (how do I put this nicely) still got abit of "baby fat", and of course those very unfortunate make-up and wardrobe choices. But Vintage Dannii will live on forever in our trashtastic hearts.

Today, we celebrate the classic "Baby Love", taken from her first album "Love and Kisses". Released in October 1991, the single peaked at #26 in Australia, #14 in the UK and #18 in Ireland. Of all the singles from her first album, this one has dated the least and still sounds fresh and hip (in a retro kind of way) today. Even her style in the video is not as trashy as previous videos (I'll save the worst for last haha). Enjoy your weekly dish of Vintage Dannii...



As Dannii's first two albums are no longer in print, the only place to find "Baby Love" is on her greatest hits compilation "The Hits & Beyond" (2006).

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

M-dolla has 4 minutes to impress the US


Madonna is back with a new face, a new sound (Nelly Furtado left a message, she wants it back) and another adopted son, Justin Timberlake. Her new single "4 Minutes" (which should really be credited as Justin Timberlake feat. Madonna) sees M-dolla (I'm not joking, that's her official nickname for this album) suck the blood out of the hippest duo in the business - Timbaland and Justin - in an attempt to be liked by the US again. And it REEKS of desperation.

Once upon a time, Madonna created the trends (I said trends, not the actual genres!). Think back to "Music" in 2000, which bought about a wave of electro-pop from every pop chick under the sun. Well this time, she is jumping ON the bandwagon and she's around 2 years too late. "4 Minutes" isn't a bad track, it's fun, it will go off in the clubs, and the US will love it, but it's neither boundary-pushing nor innovative, which is what Madonna is most known for. Full credit to Justin whose effortless vocal performance saves the track. Unfortunately the same can't be said for Madonna, who offers one of the worst vocal performances of her career. The fact Justin sings more of the song than Madonna does is also a tad worrying.

The music video is great visually - but doesn’t go anywhere. At the start of it, you think there's some sort of storyline emerging, but it disappears without a trace, and all we are left with is Justin and Madonna busting some dance moves? I thought they were meant to save the world?



"4 Minutes" is out in Australia on April 21, facing competition from new singles from Jesse McCarntney, Leona Lewis and Rogue Traders. The single track listing is:
1. "4 Minutes"
2. "4 Minutes" [Bob Sinclar Space Funk Remix]
3. "4 Minutes" [Junkie Xl Remix]

News on album "Hard Candy" coming soon.

Delta's single dilemma


So Delta's revealed that she's stuck in deciding which should be the fourth single from her latest album "Delta". The two candidates are the funky, r'n'b-inspired "Possessionless" and the uplifting mid-tempo ballad "I Can't Break It To My Heart". I'd personally go with "I Can't Break It To My Heart" as it's very commercial and exactly what people love from Delta - a nice big ballad. Only problem I see with it is the fact that her last single was called "You Will Only Break My Heart" and this could cause some confusion amongst the general public as the titles are so similar. You be the judge...

Possessionless:


I Can't Break It To My Heart:


Which do you think should be the fourth single?

How do you describe a feeling?


Dannii Minogue's sister, Kylie Minogue, is going into damage control by rush-releasing the 3rd single from her stalling album "X", the brilliant pop-dance track "In My Arms". "In My Arms" was the second single throughout Europe, while the UK and Australia got "Wow" (a very bad move). The CD single is out in Australia on April 28 and May 5th in the UK. Track listings are:

Australian CD:
"In My Arms" - 3:32
"In My Arms" (Death Metal Disco Scene Remix)
"In My Arms" (Sebastien Leger Mix)
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (Greg Kurstin Remix)

UK 2-Track CD
"In My Arms" - 3:32
"Can't Get You Out Of My Head" (Greg Kurstin Remix)

UK Maxi CD
"In My Arms" - 3:32
"In My Arms" (Death Metal Disco Scene Remix)
"In My Arms" (Sebastien Leger Mix)
"In My Arms" (Video)

The music video is one of her best in recent years.



The reason for damage control is clear. In Australia, Kylie's career is reaching an all-time low, as evident by "X"s dismal chart run in the ARIA Top 50:

09/12/2007: N 1.
16/12/2007: 9.
23/12/2007: 18.
30/12/2007: 19.
06/01/2008: 21.
13/01/2008: 40.
20/01/2008: 47.
27/01/2008: 42.
03/02/2008: 47.
10/02/2008: 44.
17/02/2008: 29.
24/02/2008: 35.
02/03/2008: 39.
09/03/2008: 45. - a month ago!
16/03/2008: OUT OF TOP 50

That's only 14 weeks in the Top 50 (even Body Language had a longer run of 18 weeks). The album is still only credited as Platinum (meaning 70,000+ copies have been shipped to stores), although whether or not it has sold that many copies remains unknown. But to be out of Top 50 would mean she is selling merely a few 100 copies a week (yes, CD sales are THAT bad!). If things don't improve for "X", it will be her worst selling studio album in Australia since 1991's "Let's Get To It"! On a worldwide scale, "X" has sold just below 850,000 copies. Keen an eye out for news on the US debut of "X". Will her one week of TV whoring pay-off?

McFadden's new album is set in stone


Mr. Delta, aka Brian McFadden, releases his second solo album "Set In Stone" in Australia on April 19, with a release in the UK and Europe to follow. The first single, an updated version of his 2007 Irish #1 "Like Only A Woman Can", has so far peaked at #15 on the ARIA Charts, becoming his highest charting solo release in Australia (excluding his duet with Delta, "Almost Here", which reached #1). The track is his soppy yet touching dedication to fiance Delta Goodrem.



"Set In Stone" is the follow-up to Brian's 2004 debut solo record "Irish Son", which sold 800,000 copies worldwide. The record produced the UK and Irish #1 hit "Real To Me", "Irish Son", "Almost Here" and "Demons". In 2006, he released a duet with LeAnn Rimes called "Everybody's Somebody", from her album "Whatever We Wanna", but it proved to be a huge flop reaching #48 in the UK and #27 in Ireland. Brian has since left Sony BMG and signed with Universal. Best of luck to the Irish fella!

Monday, April 7, 2008

Vanessa Amorosi is perfect


Vanessa Amorosi has arrived! After her non-eventful comeback late last year with the rather naff "Kiss Your Mama!" (ARIA #15) comes the best single of her career, "Perfect". If radio play is any indicator so far, this could very well be Vanessa's "Shine" of 2008. "Perfect" is a stunning slow burning rock-ballad which reminds me a tad of Kelly Clarkson's "Sober". But wait till you see the gorgeous music video, it will change your perception of the Vanessa Amorosi you once knew. In it, we see a vamped-up Vanessa slowly strip off all her fake and material accessories. It looks quite expensive - good to see proper money being invested into such a great song. And boy has she grown into a bit of stunner! Good to see her discover some style and a make-up box.



I've lost count of how many times the new album "Somewhere In The Real World" has been delayed, but it looks like the FINAL release date will be May 26.

A bit of background information about Vanessa:
Vanessa Amorossi was Australia's IT girl in the early 00s. Her debut album "The Power", released when she was just 17 years old, was a #1 hit in Australia, with sales of 4x platinum. In Germany, the album went Top 10 and Gold. The singles where all big hits on radio and the charts alike: "Have A Look", "The Power", the Top 5 "Shine" and her most memorable world-wide hit, the dance anthem "Absolutely Everybody" (a Top 5 all over Europe and #7 in the UK). Proof of her popularity were her performances at the opening and closing ceremony of the 2000 Sydney Olympic Games.

Her following studio album, 2001's "Turn To Me" flopped due to lack of promotion and any singles being released from it, stalling at #21 in Australia. After that her career in Australia kind of died. She continued on in Germany with the release of her third studio album "Change" which reached #64 over there. Although the single from "Change", "Spin (Everybody's Doing It)", was released in Australia (#34), the album was never released here. 2006 saw the unexpected release of a "Best Of" CD/DVD collection. Let's hope "Perfect" brings back one of Australia's best voices back into the spotlight.

Nathan has confirmed...


And the award for most pointless release goes to...

So the webmaster of Dannii Minogue's official site, the infamous Nathan, has revealed that "Club Disco" is getting a CD release in Australia, no doubt due to the return of the shockingly bad TV variety show "Australia's Got Talent" (on which Dannii is a judge - I don't know how and why she does it, me thinks $$$). It was a huge rater last season, proving Australia will watch anything fed to them, although it did nothing for Dannii's record sales - her last single (no, not the one that was ineligable to chart cause some dumbass at Central Station decided to make a 13 track single that featured 2 of the SAME remix) failed to crack the ARIA Top 30.

Seriously, I don't know why they are bothering with this release. It will sell 20 copies, and even those 20 people (including myself) will already have downloaded it MONTHS ago when it was released digitally in the UK. Half of Disc 1 is already on the 2006 compilation "The Hits & Beyond" while all the remixes on the bonus disc have been previously released on their respective singles. I'm getting rather tired of Dannii (correction, Dannii's people) constantly recycling the same old material over and over again. Lord knows the booklet better be bloody good! It's the only thing about this release that remains a mystery.

On a positive note, "Club Disco" works really well as a sophisticated club album. In fact, it is the 5th studio album Dannii should have released all along! (minus a couple of duds). In terms of the new tracks, "I'm Sorry" is the hit Dannii never had (why on earth crap like "He's The Greatest Dancer" and "Touch Me Like That" are getting released instead is beyond me), and "I Will Come To You" is a total gem. "Feel Like I Do" (originally a b-side to "So Under Pressure") is an under-rated masterpiece.

CD 1
1. "Touch Me Like That" with Jason Nevins
2. "Feel Like I Do" (JCA Remix)
3. "Perfection" with Soul Seekerz (Extended mix)
4. "You Won't Forget About Me" with Flower Power (Radio edit)
5. "Love Fight"
6. "I'm Sorry"
7. "Gone"
8. "So Under Pressure"
9. "Good Times" (Forty Four's 7" Mix)
10. "Sunrise"
11. "He's the Greatest Dancer" (LMC radio edit)
12. "I Can't Sleep at Night"
13. "I Will Come to You"
14. "I've Been Waiting for You"
15. "Round the World"
16. "Xanadu"
17. "You Won't Forget About Me" (Afterlife Lounge mix)
18. "I Can't Sleep at Night" (Afterlife Lounge mix)

CD 2
1. "Touch Me Like That" (Stonebridge Club Mix)
2. "He's the Greatest Dancer" (Shapeshifters Remix)
3. "Perfection" (Seamus Haji & Paul Emmanuel Remix)
4. "So Under Pressure" (Soul Seekerz Extended)
5. "You Won't Forget About Me" (Discode Club Mix)
6. "I Can't Sleep At Night" (Kenny Hayes Sunshine Funk Mix)
7. "Touch Me Like That" (Space Cowboy Remix)
8. "He's the Greatest Dancer" (Riffs & Rays Remix)
9. "Perfection" with Soul Seekerz (Koishii & Hush Remix)
10. "So Under Pressure" (Steve Pitron Remix)

Someone needs to send mysterious powder to Warner and demand they release the "The Video Collection" DVD here - a Dannii project which was brilliantly executed. A friend of mine bought it online and it looks incredible, and is so comprehensive.